F*ck the Polar Bears

A raucous family drama about the cost of living the life of our dreams.Gordon and Serena have worked hard to get where they are. He's on the verge of a massive promotion at an energy giant. She's preparing for a move into the house of their dreams.The family appear to be cooking on gas.But behind their perfect front door, light bulbs are blowing, the drains keep blocking, and a phone inexplicably refuses to charge. Not to mention that daughter Rachel's adored toy polar bear is nowhere to be found.F*ck the Polar Bears premiered at the Bush Theatre, London, in September 2015. [Publisher's text]

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